40 Short & Hilarious Jokes to Send Your Friends

Nothing can beat the warmth and joy of laughter that we share with our loved ones. Especially during difficult and stressful times, sharing a good laugh can work wonders. So, today we have compiled a list of 40 short and hilarious jokes that you can quickly send to your friends and cheer them up. These jokes will not only leave them in splits but will also add a smile to their face. So, brace yourself and get ready to enjoy some side-splitting humor.

1. Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired (too tired).
2. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty (2:30).
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
6. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
7. What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
10. What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
11. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
12. What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes.
13. What do you call a group of cows that play musical instruments? A moo-sical band.
14. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
15. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
16. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
18. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
19. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
20. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
22. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
23. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
24. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
25. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
26. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
27. Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato and say, “You go on ahead, I’ll stay here”? Because it saw the salad dressing.
28. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
29. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
30. Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in.
31. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
32. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
33. Why do ghosts love elevators? It raises their spirits.
34. Why don’t ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits.
35. Why do ducks wear feathers? To cover their buttquack.
36. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
37. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
38. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
39. Why don’t sharks live on land? Because they can’t breathe.
40. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? They’re extinct.

Conclusion:

There it is, folks! 40 short and hilarious jokes that you can send to your friends to lighten the mood and brighten the day. Humor is a powerful tool that can uplift spirits and create a positive outlook on life. So, the next time you’re feeling low on energy or your friends need a pick-me-up, share one of these jokes and watch as laughter spreads joy and happiness. Remember, laughter is contagious, so let’s spread it like wildfire!